13 May 2014

On the Nigerian Affair

Let it be known henceforth that I shall be abstaining from 21-year-old blonde hotties, innumerable bottles of Veuve Clicquot, and weekend excursions to St Barts until those poor little African-American girls are returned to their rightful owners. Let the deprivations commence.

5 comments:

  1. of course that doesn't rule out 22 year old hotties, and numerable bottles of plonk, and trips to other islands. moderation in everything, especially sacrifice and abstention.

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  2. they are not Americans - they are Africans

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  3. I assume that the Admiral was trying to be polite by referring to the damsels in distress as "African-Americans” rather than using the appelation we used to use for members of that particular race.

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  4. This was a distasteful post. No no need to make light of the situation. Do you have a daughter?--not one you know of, I'm sure. Being a mother of two daughters, I cringe at the thought of what is happening and what could happen to those girls.

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  5. Post would be more effective with a photo of someone holding a page scrawled with someone's twitter post whilst at the same time looking up at the camera with very sad-looking eyes and a big pout on one's face.
    Given that the person described above is in her position given she is married to the American president and the page refers to "our girls", I assumed these poor Nigerians were originally from across the Pond

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