Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? EYES ON YOUR OWN CARDS, FRANK! Who's a good boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. DAMNIT, FRANK! I SWEAR... ONE MORE TIME...
By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent
And the winner is! Please collect the goldfish in a bag from AC. ASAP.
"By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent"
It's OK. The dog's driving.
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ReplyDeleteWho ordered the Salty Dog?
ReplyDelete"It wasn't me. It was the dog".
ReplyDeleteSparky found dominos a bore and patiently waited for the pub quiz to begin.
ReplyDeleteA salesman brought his Labrador into a bar and ....................
ReplyDeleteBet my dog can finish your drink before you can walk to the front door and back.
ReplyDeleteWho in the hell put this stuffed dog on the bar?
ReplyDeleteWho's a good boy? Who's a good boy? EYES ON YOUR OWN CARDS, FRANK! Who's a good boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. DAMNIT, FRANK! I SWEAR... ONE MORE TIME...
ReplyDeleteBy a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent
ReplyDeleteHey Spot, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
ReplyDeleteFor one of these men the six most terrifying words in the English language would always be: "So how did you meet Mum?".
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner is!
ReplyDeletePlease collect the goldfish in a bag from AC. ASAP.
"By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent"
20 May, 2011 18:32