In an exclusive report I can now reveal here that after much deliberation I have decided to grow out my eyebrows.
They are already longer and blonder than the hair on my head and have received admiring glances from the ladies.
Progress report to follow.
A distinguished look that goes well with tweed and pipe. Or Claymore and kilt.
ReplyDeleteStrange. I've never had to touch my eyebrows.
ReplyDelete"I have decided to grow out my eyebrows. They are already longer and blonder than the hair on my head and have received admiring glances from the ladies.", said Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps, simpering at his reflection in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteCome on, you know it sounds like something Wodehouse would write
I am quite certain that the ladies will be queueing up to give them 100 strokes.
ReplyDeleteKeep us updated!
ReplyDeleteLonger eyebrows with, as Jonathan wrote, tweed and pipe, and I think of Leo G. Carroll/Mr. Waverly in the Man from UNCLE. Although I picture Cod to be more of a Napoleon Solo
ReplyDeleteYou can never hope to compete with Judge Learned Hand:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LearnedHand1910a.jpg
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