12 October 2013

Strategic Recriminations

Don't think I didn't notice you today, ol' chap. I saw you and your lady walk by. I was sitting there: big, tall, broad chest, bulging biceps, clipped hair, beard, Persol sunglasses. You couldn't miss me. I know you saw me. I know for a fact your cute little lady did, as she turned back to smile at me flirtatiously after you both had passed. In due course I'll have her. It's only a matter of time. Count on it, you fucking parvenu piece of shit.
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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous13 October, 2013 05:11

    Bulging biceps belong on plumbers.

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  2. jubal early13 October, 2013 09:43

    I wouldn't take you for someone who wears a beard.

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  3. Laguna Beach Fogey13 October, 2013 16:22

    Anon @05:11 ~ They belong on any man who works out and lifts.

    JE ~ I do sport a beard on occasion, although it's discouraged by upper management at my firm. I started one right before my recent trip to Mexico. It grew quickly, and is now quite full. Women like it.

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  4. Anonymous13 October, 2013 19:16

    New neighbor in LB?

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  5. ConnorBryant13 October, 2013 23:09

    Bulging biceps belong on plumbers?
    Bulging biceps belong on anyone with bulging pants and a good dose of self-discipline.
    Amply covered here:
    http://www.learningthesteel.com

    Don't worry about upper management. Discourage their discouragement by not listening.

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  6. Anonymous14 October, 2013 11:31

    Get a wife and some kids?

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  7. MissGodarkly15 October, 2013 15:20

    Bearded for our pleasure!

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  8. Laguna Beach Fogey17 October, 2013 21:24

    The betas are worried ;-)

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  9. Laguna Beach Fogey18 October, 2013 06:59

    L ~ Do you drop acid prior to sending your fan letters to me? lol

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