04 October 2013

Hat Trick Confession

I need to get this off my broad, well-sculpted chest.

More than a year-and-a-half ago, in January 2012, I banged three (3) girls on the same day.

One of them was my hot blonde girlfriend at the time, easily a 9.5.

The other two were steady FWBs. One of them, married.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I laughed about it then. And I still do now.

Moving on.

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3 comments:

  1. Same thing happened to me.

    It was 35 years ago.

    I think about it every time I need a boost.

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  2. Ha. Epic post.

    But, honestly, I have so many good sexual memories, that everyone of them seems to pop into my head from time to time, no particular one ever overshadowing the others.

    On the same point, it would be nearly impossible for me to recount every sexual experience I have had ; there are just too many.

    If "unusual" sexual experiences is what you are aiming for, then I have had plenty of those, most of them far more lubricious than merely sleeping with three different women on the same day:

    (1) I have had two lesbians at the same time (who were together in a relationship)
    (2) I have had a steady affair with a pregnant woman who herself was recently married
    (3) And I have slept with many, many of my many co-workers, among many other things.

    Go into detail about your experiences. That is where the juice is.

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  3. Oh come on LBF, you're tall, handsome, wealthy, and intelligent. Of course you're hitting lots of quality ass. You should pre-order my Memoirs-every time I leave the house, I'm a 4 touchdown underdog.

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