I nailed another hot married woman last night. We met up at a local hotel bar for cocktails and a chat. And then, to her room. It was a very satisfying evening.
We've met before. She's a liberal consultant from San Francisco and was in town for a big project. Every few weeks or so she comes down to OC. A spinner with a flat belly, she rates a 8-8.5/10.
Gentlemen, if you're married and your wife travels out-of-state for work, you absolutely must be concerned about her fidelity.
That is, if you give a shit.
very funny pic...
ReplyDeleteThe art of not giving a shit.
ReplyDeleteNo man should make his woman the goal of his life.
Sorry, but helping a woman cheat on her husband is pretty low-class. Shape up, chap.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously like sloppy left-overs.
ReplyDeleteYou're a male whore and I hope your shit burns like razor blades when you piss!!! Maybe a rash of herpes will make you put your tail between your legs like the pussy you are.
But really, who ever heard of a pussy trying to fuck a pussy?
Later...
Anon @13:34 ~ lol
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to bother to marry, keep her constantly pregnant and busy with children. Otherwise, why bother?
ReplyDeleteSo true!
DeleteThis reminds me of my youngest cousin in high school when he brags about girls. I don't think he ever said anything about a married woman though. And I think he is lying more than you are. Or in the words of modern men: lol.
ReplyDeleteAnon @04:29 ~ You think I'm lying? Now that's funny. lol
ReplyDeleteDear Admiral,
ReplyDeleteWhilst the point you make is obvious, I am curious as to why you bother to make it at all?
"Hot, rich, married woman on business trip fucks while out of town."
Is it really so exceptional that certain trampy hot women are naturally attracted to handsome people possessing shallow characteristics and low character, as long as they can get away with it? From my experience, not.
I do not complain directly about the content, (nor your very naughty behaviour), but rather that your writing can offer so much better than this trite, B-grade commentary. Your achievement is very easy: c.f. the stereotypical, fictitious Bond in the Bahamas in Casino Royale.
The picture is beautifully hideous though!
Fondest,
P
a man in a tuxedo that eats at the "Y"? You are actually doing these husbands a favor by insuring that their errant spouses are not lowering their extramarital standards in male companionship, but are dallying at the gold collar level. Damn decent of you LBF!
ReplyDeleteAdmiral is about as legit as a $3 bill.
ReplyDeleteBoy I hope you don't believe in Karma
ReplyDeleteMy!! No one seems to be happy with this post and this gives me a little comfort. Standards do exist---at least on the surface. You need a good talking to by your mother. If anyone could, she would put you in your place so to speak.
ReplyDeleteBesides you sound as though you're handsome enough to be "choosey." Please choose steak.