In the wake of the Duchess of Cambridge's recent dress mishaps, it has come to my attention that the Palace has hired a female 'minder' to accompany her to ensure embarrassing incidents like these don't occur again.
As a loyal supporter of the Crown, I should like it be known that I am perfectly willing and able to monitor her backside 24/7 to prevent further predicaments. I hereby offer my services.
You know where to find me.
11 June 2014
Royal Duty
In the wake of the Duchess of Cambridge's recent dress mishaps, it has come to my attention that the Palace has hired a female 'minder' to accompany her to ensure embarrassing incidents like these don't occur again.
As a loyal supporter of the Crown, I should like it be known that I am perfectly willing and able to monitor her backside 24/7 to prevent further predicaments. I hereby offer my services.
You know where to find me.
She does have a fine set of pins.
ReplyDeleteCan never go wrong with another pair of eyes. Knowing the Crown's German roots and use of German mercenaries where can I enlist?
ReplyDeletekeep a stiff upper...lip Admiral.
ReplyDeleteA gratuitous remark from Claire. Kate personifies the word callipygian. Not to mention her legs!
ReplyDeleteIs there a better looking female in the world today?
HaHa---truly a funny comment. The Duchess personifies good taste. Men still find her sexy despite her modest dress, a requirement for a Royal. She proves that what you can't actually see can be just as sexy as bare skin---a little mystery never hurts. I've been wearing a modest swimdress this summer. Yes, I'm wearing a dress to the neighborhood pool! I've also tried it out at the beach. Not to brag but I've been getting plenty of looks and stares every time and I know when I'm being watched. Modesty can be very sexy.
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