22 May 2015

Swagger

Last night an old lady came up to me in the street, gave me a big smile, and said I have swagger. That's cool, because I was afraid it might be pimp-walk.

3 comments:

  1. Thank goodness, too. Pimp Step can break out at the most awkward times. I try to keep in under control myself, letting it out just when I'm in the 'hood or at church.

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  2. It helps to carry a swagger stick too in order to lash impertinent peasants across the face.

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  3. Now, if you were wearing a big hat and held a cane . . .let's see . . a stylish pimp addicted to too much of something . . . just swagger then you're confident and arrogant at the same time. The sweet lady gave you a compliment. It's cute she understood the usage of the word.

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