20 May 2011

Friday Caption Contest

14 comments:

Davis said...

It's OK. The dog's driving.

Anonymous said...

Whenever he played cards, Bert rubbed his dog Buster for good luck.

w. adam mandelbaum esq. said...

Who ordered the Salty Dog?

Anonymous said...

"It wasn't me. It was the dog".

Bourbon&Pearls said...

Sparky found dominos a bore and patiently waited for the pub quiz to begin.

Anonymous said...

Who let the bitch in?

john said...

A salesman brought his Labrador into a bar and ....................

Anonymous said...

Bet my dog can finish your drink before you can walk to the front door and back.

Styles Bitchley said...

Who in the hell put this stuffed dog on the bar?

Yankee-Whisky-Papa said...

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? EYES ON YOUR OWN CARDS, FRANK! Who's a good boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. DAMNIT, FRANK! I SWEAR... ONE MORE TIME...

Anonymous said...

By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent

A.E.F. said...

Hey Spot, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.

Stockton Andrews II said...

For one of these men the six most terrifying words in the English language would always be: "So how did you meet Mum?".

Bourbon&Pearls said...

And the winner is!
Please collect the goldfish in a bag from AC. ASAP.

"By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent"

20 May, 2011 18:32