AN ESSAY IN ATTITUDES
I've always been a big fan of playing tennis with ample time allowed for jolts of champagne when changing serve or at set breaks. This mode of play is best practiced on backyard clay or grass courts. My old township in Pennsylvania used to maintain public clay courts in the summer that were well maintained by negro groundskeepers and where one could also indulge in refreshments in this manner.Nowadays this can only be done at private residences. Today's club players are total assholes who tend to be short of stature, fitness freaks, lawyers, love to play on indoor hard courts even on a beautiful day, argue calls with excessive frequency, text during matches, and have more obnoxiously aggressive personalities than one encounters at a decent golf or dining club. These tennis players also favor "sports drinks" or water! over cocktails and drive BMW motorcars with automatic transmissions which just goes to prove that they have mis-wired circuitry in their brains.
The blonde looks like she was loads of fun in the sack in her day.
Man, I miss the '70's and '80's. They were everything you've been told, and more...
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