16 January 2014

Fooling Around

I nailed another hot married woman last night. We met up at a local hotel bar for cocktails and a chat. And then, to her room. It was a very satisfying evening.

We've met before. She's a liberal consultant from San Francisco and was in town for a big project. Every few weeks or so she comes down to OC. A spinner with a flat belly, she rates a 8-8.5/10.

Gentlemen, if you're married and your wife travels out-of-state for work, you absolutely must be concerned about her fidelity.

That is, if you give a shit.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

very funny pic...

Ordnungssinn said...

The art of not giving a shit.

No man should make his woman the goal of his life.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but helping a woman cheat on her husband is pretty low-class. Shape up, chap.

Anonymous said...

You obviously like sloppy left-overs.

You're a male whore and I hope your shit burns like razor blades when you piss!!! Maybe a rash of herpes will make you put your tail between your legs like the pussy you are.

But really, who ever heard of a pussy trying to fuck a pussy?

Later...

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Anon @13:34 ~ lol

Anonymous said...

If you're going to bother to marry, keep her constantly pregnant and busy with children. Otherwise, why bother?

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of my youngest cousin in high school when he brags about girls. I don't think he ever said anything about a married woman though. And I think he is lying more than you are. Or in the words of modern men: lol.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Anon @04:29 ~ You think I'm lying? Now that's funny. lol

P said...

Dear Admiral,

Whilst the point you make is obvious, I am curious as to why you bother to make it at all?

"Hot, rich, married woman on business trip fucks while out of town."

Is it really so exceptional that certain trampy hot women are naturally attracted to handsome people possessing shallow characteristics and low character, as long as they can get away with it? From my experience, not.

I do not complain directly about the content, (nor your very naughty behaviour), but rather that your writing can offer so much better than this trite, B-grade commentary. Your achievement is very easy: c.f. the stereotypical, fictitious Bond in the Bahamas in Casino Royale.

The picture is beautifully hideous though!

Fondest,

P

w. adam mandelbaum esq. said...

a man in a tuxedo that eats at the "Y"? You are actually doing these husbands a favor by insuring that their errant spouses are not lowering their extramarital standards in male companionship, but are dallying at the gold collar level. Damn decent of you LBF!

Anonymous said...

Admiral is about as legit as a $3 bill.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Anon @20:17 ~ Oh dear, are you the SF dude whose hot little wife I fucked? I'm quaking in my jackboots.

Anonymous said...

Boy I hope you don't believe in Karma

Anonymous said...

My!! No one seems to be happy with this post and this gives me a little comfort. Standards do exist---at least on the surface. You need a good talking to by your mother. If anyone could, she would put you in your place so to speak.
Besides you sound as though you're handsome enough to be "choosey." Please choose steak.