AN ESSAY IN ATTITUDES
Admiral, what splendid slippers! Where did your highly trained sartorial beagles manage sniff those out?
Very nice. Remember, when you are out procuring prey, they are to be placed side-by-side in reversed order to read "ON HUNT". This will courteously alert your staff that they are to make all of the necessary preparations for your return home with game in arm. The following morning, you may rise to find that the staff have quietly repositioned them in proper order, reading "HUNT ON" to signal that the cycle continues. A newspaper and slippers go well with eggs.
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