11 December 2013

Fogey Methods of Self-Defence

12 comments:

Blanc said...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6195652/The-umbrella-that-protects-against-rain-and-muggers.html

Anonymous said...

And, of course, you will need a technique to go with that umbrella:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartitsu

Raoul

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

@Homo stalker ~ I'm waiting for you to follow up on your violent threats, but you've chickened out. You know where I am. You blowhard Bible bumpkins are all the same. lol

Anonymous said...

It would seem that you just may have found the perfect subject on which to road test the umbrella/bartitsu technique.

Good luck, good hunting & watch your back.

Raoul

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

@Homo stalker ~ Your comments are getting more confused and long-winded. I knew I struck a nerve. Go study your Bible, hillbilly. lol

Rich Fader said...

Surely he's more of a blumpkin, no?

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

RF ~ Homo stalker is all bluff and bluster. A jealous beta-boy. Quite amusing. lol

Ivar said...

LBF is onto something here. Here is another example of a weapon umbrella, the Unbreakable Umbrella,
http://real-self-defense.com/unbreakable-umbrella/

Steve B said...

I carry an "Unbreakable Umbrella" in NYC..I must admit to feeling a little bit safer walking the streets. I also carry a legal 3.75 inch Spyderco knife with a serrated steel blade. Self-preservation is our right and obligation.

Isbister said...

This is old hat. When I was a lad (early 1970s), an umbrella (sometimes with a sharpened tip) was the weapon of choice for the well-dressed English football hooligan.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

@BumpkinFanboy - You keep making violent threats against me, yet fail to carry them out. Here, I'll make it easy for you. I'll be in the bar at the Montage resort in Laguna Beach tonight around 6.30pm. Pussy. lol

Anonymous said...

I advise caution, Admiral. You are obviously dealing with a fixated looney; one with a tendency to violence, or, at least, violent fantasy. Don't let him sucker you into revealing your identity. Between announcing your location and your self-description, he would be able spot you immediately. Then you will have given him the ability to stalk you and then you could be subject to attack at a time and place of his choosing. Watch yourself.

Raoul