12 October 2013

Strategic Recriminations

Don't think I didn't notice you today, ol' chap. I saw you and your lady walk by. I was sitting there: big, tall, broad chest, bulging biceps, clipped hair, beard, Persol sunglasses. You couldn't miss me. I know you saw me. I know for a fact your cute little lady did, as she turned back to smile at me flirtatiously after you both had passed. In due course I'll have her. It's only a matter of time. Count on it, you fucking parvenu piece of shit.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bulging biceps belong on plumbers.

jubal early said...

I wouldn't take you for someone who wears a beard.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Anon @05:11 ~ They belong on any man who works out and lifts.

JE ~ I do sport a beard on occasion, although it's discouraged by upper management at my firm. I started one right before my recent trip to Mexico. It grew quickly, and is now quite full. Women like it.

Ordnungssinn said...

New neighbor in LB?

GSL said...

Hey, if that's Jimmy Parvenu he really is a piece of shit.

ConnorBryant said...

Bulging biceps belong on plumbers?
Bulging biceps belong on anyone with bulging pants and a good dose of self-discipline.
Amply covered here:
http://www.learningthesteel.com

Don't worry about upper management. Discourage their discouragement by not listening.

Anonymous said...

Get a wife and some kids?

MissGodarkly said...

Bearded for our pleasure!

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

The betas are worried ;-)

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

L ~ Do you drop acid prior to sending your fan letters to me? lol

Anonymous said...

A flirtatious wife---why would you want such a ditzy whore?--so empty and stupid. If that's the kind of girl you make a meal off of, no wonder you're never satisfied. In simpler words, she's junk food---no protein.