29 September 2014

Telling

In the US, a double-barreled surname is more often than not a bitch-tell. That, along with short hair, a degree from a Seven Sisters college, and a career. Consider yourself warned.

7 comments:

Jacobite said...

Dude, the Seven Sisters are girl's schools. Does anyone really actually want to put Wellesley on their c.v. for godsakes?

Chico State has way more more cachet if you're a guy.

Anonymous said...

" When thou goest to woman, take thou whip."

- Nietzsche

Ivar said...

I believe LBF is warning us about women who exhibit those telltale signs. Ample personal experience tells me he is spot on.

Fred Garvin said...

What about mainline Protestant clergy who are men who take their wives' names "for equality"?

Jacobite said...

"What about mainline Protestant clergy who are men who take their wives' names "for equality"?"

Put them out of their misery by taking them out and shooting them in the head.

Anonymous said...

. . . and you flustered by a woman. . . I've never detected this before . . . she must have been a dandy.

vurana miles said...

My good friend Mark O'Donnell pointed out that both of the woman's names are actually men's names. One from her husband and one from her father.

Careful what company you repeat this in.....