26 January 2013

Important Announcement

In an exclusive report I can now reveal here that after much deliberation I have decided to grow out my eyebrows.

They are already longer and blonder than the hair on my head and have received admiring glances from the ladies.

Progress report to follow.

9 comments:

Jonathan said...

A distinguished look that goes well with tweed and pipe. Or Claymore and kilt.

Ryu said...

Strange. I've never had to touch my eyebrows.

Anonymous said...

"I have decided to grow out my eyebrows. They are already longer and blonder than the hair on my head and have received admiring glances from the ladies.", said Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps, simpering at his reflection in the mirror.

Come on, you know it sounds like something Wodehouse would write

Bourbon & Pearls said...

I am quite certain that the ladies will be queueing up to give them 100 strokes.

Lacroix said...

Keep us updated!

Per Varios Casus said...

Longer eyebrows with, as Jonathan wrote, tweed and pipe, and I think of Leo G. Carroll/Mr. Waverly in the Man from UNCLE. Although I picture Cod to be more of a Napoleon Solo

Anonymous said...

You can never hope to compete with Judge Learned Hand:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LearnedHand1910a.jpg

Anonymous said...

You are an idiot

young brunette hottie said...

Like this?

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