Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? EYES ON YOUR OWN CARDS, FRANK! Who's a good boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. DAMNIT, FRANK! I SWEAR... ONE MORE TIME...
By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent
And the winner is! Please collect the goldfish in a bag from AC. ASAP.
"By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent"
"In every battle the eyes are the first to be conquered..."
- Tacitus, Germania
"One must work in solitude as a man who opens a clearing in virgin forest, sustained by the unique hope that somewhere in its depths, others are working to the same end."
- Ernst Jünger
"I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it costs me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings."
13 comments:
It's OK. The dog's driving.
Whenever he played cards, Bert rubbed his dog Buster for good luck.
Who ordered the Salty Dog?
"It wasn't me. It was the dog".
Sparky found dominos a bore and patiently waited for the pub quiz to begin.
A salesman brought his Labrador into a bar and ....................
Bet my dog can finish your drink before you can walk to the front door and back.
Who in the hell put this stuffed dog on the bar?
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? EYES ON YOUR OWN CARDS, FRANK! Who's a good boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. DAMNIT, FRANK! I SWEAR... ONE MORE TIME...
By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent
Hey Spot, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
For one of these men the six most terrifying words in the English language would always be: "So how did you meet Mum?".
And the winner is!
Please collect the goldfish in a bag from AC. ASAP.
"By a complex series of subtle eye movements and ear twitches known only to his owner, Ollie was able to disclose the concealed hand of his owner's opponent"
20 May, 2011 18:32
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