11 June 2014

Royal Duty

In the wake of the Duchess of Cambridge's recent dress mishaps, it has come to my attention that the Palace has hired a female 'minder' to accompany her to ensure embarrassing incidents like these don't occur again. As a loyal supporter of the Crown, I should like it be known that I am perfectly willing and able to monitor her backside 24/7 to prevent further predicaments. I hereby offer my services. You know where to find me.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She does have a fine set of pins.

Anonymous said...

Can never go wrong with another pair of eyes. Knowing the Crown's German roots and use of German mercenaries where can I enlist?

w. adam mandelbaum esq. said...

keep a stiff upper...lip Admiral.

Soxtory said...

A gratuitous remark from Claire. Kate personifies the word callipygian. Not to mention her legs!

Is there a better looking female in the world today?

Anonymous said...

HaHa---truly a funny comment. The Duchess personifies good taste. Men still find her sexy despite her modest dress, a requirement for a Royal. She proves that what you can't actually see can be just as sexy as bare skin---a little mystery never hurts. I've been wearing a modest swimdress this summer. Yes, I'm wearing a dress to the neighborhood pool! I've also tried it out at the beach. Not to brag but I've been getting plenty of looks and stares every time and I know when I'm being watched. Modesty can be very sexy.