21 February 2011

Bertie

There was a three-legged cat called Bertie
Who awoke every morning at five thirty
To eat a bowl of food
So as not to be rude
He groomed himself 'cause he was quite dirty.

5 comments:

GRAYSONFAVOUR said...

Very Ogden Nash!

Anonymous said...

A three legged cat with a black eye patch? Is he your companion on the high seas, Admiral, in place of the more commonplace/trad parrot? How very fitting.

A.E.F. said...

That's not a black eye patch! The Admiral, being the soul of discretion is merely respecting Bertie's privacy and saving him from unwanted celebrity (or somesuch)-worship!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're in a good mood. :)

Vernon said...

As Ben Franklin said,in another context we know, "All cats are gray in the dark!

Vern Trotter