an essay in attitudes
"I told you not to sit in my chair."
"If you'll give me back my rifle, I'll get out of your chair".
What do you think Chauncey...the Purdey or the Parker?
"Although lack of opposable thumbs would seem an insurmountable obstacle in the use of firearms for most dogs,Reginald would not take any chances with this whole democracy business."
Even with this Purdey i still cant shoot straight.
I'm certain Tabitha will know.
[Dog thinking to himself]: " He thinks I'm admiring his hunting rifle. Ha Ha....I am getting even with him by peeing on his favorite chair !"
You want it, YOU go retrieve it.
Dog: "It was the cat that did it, I swear!"
What on earth was my Mistress thinking we she had him stuffed? That sport coat will never work with this chair.
"Rover, I'm really going to enjoy this..."Great blog!
Maybe if I keep real still he'll think I'm just part of the decor.
'Hmmm... 12-Bore, 20-Bore or Crashing Bore??'
That was the last time Buckley pissed on the rug.
Well Rover, you be the elephant this time and I'll be George Orwell.
OK if you don't get out of my chair you will end up on the wall with your "DEAR" friend !!!
What do I think is happening? Why, everything that ought to be happening in a proper gentleman's household, that's what.
Well, now old chap. I should think twenty yards would give you a sporting chance.Hop to it.
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