01 June 2011
The life of an Internet Sensation, I am discovering, leaves little room for other, more important things. Interview requests, sponsorship opportunities, and correspondence from fans alone take up almost half the day. I have even been asked to come up with my own line of designer cocktails, which I have been researching in a typically thorough manner. It is most exhausting. My crack PR team has been scrambling to provide coverage. Stress is to be avoided in the interests of peace and quiet. Speaking of which, the image (above) is a local artist's rendition of yours truly lounging by the pool in Vineyard Vines board shorts. Moments of apparent tranquility are in reality when the next big ideas are hatched and incubated. Stay tuned. Living well, as they say, is the best revenge, and it is advice I have long put to practical use, as you can see. So smile, drink up, and keep your eyes on the prize.