"In every battle the eyes are the first to be conquered..."
- Tacitus, Germania
"One must work in solitude as a man who opens a clearing in virgin forest, sustained by the unique hope that somewhere in its depths, others are working to the same end."
- Ernst Jünger
"I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it costs me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings."
17 comments:
A sheep and a geezer walk into a bar ...
"Gerald decided to wear his lucky red trousers to his best friend's bachelor party..."
Rupert and his new girlfriend are out of the closet!
here comes the bride...
I can't tell you what I'm doing, I'm a little sheepish.
I'd like to buy Anon a drink!
What do we win anyway?
Matilda wasn't sure whether her date was leading her up the garden path.
Henry decided he needed a nice woolly jumper to go with his red trousers...
The latest takeaway dish from the local Mutton-U-Like.
Once a fratboy always a fratboy
James warned his wife about looking like mutton dressed as lamb...
ANother Bin Laden wife comes forward.
The anons are the funniest, why are you all so coy?
A welsh man takes his girlfriend shopping
Needs his Wellies for when the sheep needs a drink. All who were raised on the farm know.
Vern
"How dare your draw attention to my son's infirmities!"
Off to the honeymoon.
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