I almost spit out my cuppa when I read the following in my morning copy of the Daily Mail:
Britain's passion for a cup of tea is falling out of fashion as younger generations spurn a good brew.
More than half of British tea drinkers are over 45, while just four per cent are under 25, a survey has found.
It discovered most youngsters drink just one variety of tea, and are opting for soft drinks, bottled water and fruit juices instead.
WTF?! This is most alarming, but, I suppose, not very surprising given the general direction of things.
So, what are you going to do to reverse the trend?
Time to tea up. And pass the PG Tips.