14 November 2013
We've been dating less than a month. We've fucked a couple of dozen times or so, the furniture always taking a heavy beating. And already she's bought me a large birthday present. She just declared her devotion to me, verging (I'm afraid) on love. Too much too soon. Why do women do this? It's time to move on.
Posted by Laguna Beach Fogey at 19:17