14 November 2013

We've been dating less than a month. We've fucked a couple of dozen times or so, the furniture always taking a heavy beating. And already she's bought me a large birthday present. She just declared her devotion to me, verging (I'm afraid) on love. Too much too soon. Why do women do this? It's time to move on.

7 comments:

jubal early said...

HA, yea, I know!! One thing I learned is that women have power over the relationship before the sexual act is completed, but become totally enthralled the moment the sexual act is done. In other words, it is very easy for a woman to leave you before you have sex with her, but somehow after you have sex, she is totally committed to the idea of being with you.

I was in bed the other night with a woman I had just met, and the moment we finished having sex she embraced me heartily, and then said, "Now we are together forever." I thought that was more than a little odd.

Sturmabteilung said...

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.

GSL said...

A word of caution: with the recent NFL settlement you may want to lawyer up now. With all these rug burns, hair-pulling, & ass-slapping quickly followed by a crushing send-off can only wind up one way...a Gloria Allred led class action suit filed on behalf of those vindictive skanks. I don't like your chances against a SoCal jury LBF.
Esquire, your thoughts?

jubal early said...

The tort of seduction has since been abolished as a basis for a common law claim in most jurisdictions. I know for certain it has in mine.

Ordnungssinn said...

I hope this isn't the same one with free promotional surf apparel...

Endlösung said...

The sweet goddess of Peace lives only under the protective arm of the ready god of War.

w. adam mandelbaum esq. said...

I hope the present was furniture polish.