Very nice. Remember, when you are out procuring prey, they are to be placed side-by-side in reversed order to read "ON HUNT". This will courteously alert your staff that they are to make all of the necessary preparations for your return home with game in arm. The following morning, you may rise to find that the staff have quietly repositioned them in proper order, reading "HUNT ON" to signal that the cycle continues. A newspaper and slippers go well with eggs.
"In every battle the eyes are the first to be conquered..."
- Tacitus, Germania
"One must work in solitude as a man who opens a clearing in virgin forest, sustained by the unique hope that somewhere in its depths, others are working to the same end."
- Ernst Jünger
"I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it costs me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings."
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Admiral, what splendid slippers! Where did your highly trained sartorial beagles manage sniff those out?
Very nice. Remember, when you are out procuring prey, they are to be placed side-by-side in reversed order to read "ON HUNT". This will courteously alert your staff that they are to make all of the necessary preparations for your return home with game in arm. The following morning, you may rise to find that the staff have quietly repositioned them in proper order, reading "HUNT ON" to signal that the cycle continues. A newspaper and slippers go well with eggs.
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